Nice Faucet!

Plumbers show crack because they bend over all the time.  I think the plumbers on my job smoke crack all the time instead.  I guess it was to hard to bend over and attach the supply hose to the fixture which has the same threading.  Instead just punch a hole in the wall and make your own fixture.  Even better they have the water pressure for an 18 story office building going to a few taps so you turn it on and it blasts water so hard the flexible pipe movers up and sprays all over!

Water Fall

Well lets see today on site the plumber was testing his lines.  I think he should get his air pressure gauge tested  because he seemed to think the initial pass was good and we ended up with a water fall.

When the plumber charged his new 8" condenser riser he managed to fill it up to the 18th floor when one of his connections failed on the 3rd floor and now there is lake on the third floor a pond on second floor, rain showers on the ground floor and drips in the cellar.  Good thing they haven't managed to get any wallboard done on those floors.  No gyp. board because no stud layout because GC is months behind.

Ah the silver lining you couldn't fuck up more shit with your fuck up because your so fucked up you don't have shit to fuck up.

Oh wait the pipe did burst right on top of the floors temporary electric panel so we had no power for an hour! They should pipe and stand in the puddle, morons.